FRANKIE: I want to watch this DVD, Mommy!
ME: Why don't we watch the Wiggles instead?
FRANKIE: No, I want to watch this DVD!
MITCH: Why can't he watch the DVD?
ME: Because it's almost bedtime and it's a 2 hour movie and he's going to want to watch the whole frickin' thing.
FRANKIE: MOMMY! This is not a FRICKIN' THING!!!!