Mitch just sent me an email with the following exchange he had with Frankie this morning. You see, Frank dressed himself this morning and put his underwear on backwards. When we told him it was on backwards, he tried to fix it without taking them off, got annoyed, took them off and then put them on. Backwards, again. After all that, he decided wearing his underwear backwards wasn't such a big deal and put his pants on.
Frankie: hey daddy, want to hear something funny?
Frankie: If I had my pepe on my butt, then I when I had to go pee-pee I would have to sit down
Daddy: (Laughing). Yes Frankie, that is very funny
About 30 seconds later:
Frankie: hey daddy, want to hear something else funny?
Frankie: If I had my butt on my front, then I when I had to go poopie I would have to stand up
Daddy: (Laughing). Yes Frankie, that is very funny too. But you really should only say these things to mommy or daddy. They are inappropriate to say to other people.
Frankie: But if I want to tell mommy about my poopie coming out of my pepe than I can
Daddy: Yes, you can tell her about your poopie coming out of your pepe, but only if no one else is around
Frankie: Right, because they may want poopie to come out of their pepe’s too and they may be sad if they cant do that